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10 Things Ill Miss About Dating A Billionaire (And 5 Things I WontMiss)

Ever wonder what its like to not have to go through airport security? Well, its fucking awesome.

Have you ever wished you could have an entire store stay open after hours so you could shop, upgrade to first class for free, get tickets to any sold-out show, or get reservations in ANY restaurant at a moments notice?

What does a billionaire get his girlfriend for Valentines Day? Anything she wants. I picked having his card put on file at Whole Foods.

Dentist, plastic surgery, and family doctors who dont even accept insurance. It offers a sense of security Id never be able to describe.

When you build the building you live in, you can bet that your view will be nothing short of stellar.

Bloomingdales has about seven floors. But they dont deliver, so you can only buy as much as you can carry. (Youll make that mistake only once. Trust me.)

What does a billionaire get his girlfriend for her birthday? He gets her $10,000 a month (for one year) to invest in stocks for her future.

The girlfriend of a billionaire has one job and one job only: to make sure he is happy. You cant be bothered with rent.

The chance to go to any school or any country you want to. If you dream it, he can make it happen.

Being with someone who has large amounts of money can provide a calming sense of security.

And the things you give up that you wont miss?

The feeling that youre constantly making terrible economic choices

When there is no opportunity cost attached to the money you are spending, you end up buying a ton of shit that you dont even like (or need). Just because you can.

When youre in such a unique situation its hard to find people you can relate to.

People with lots of money have high expectations and they expect you to meet them. You can let this inspire you or burden you.

When someone has you addicted to easy money, you know there is always a chance you may need to drastically change your life style at any moment and it can suck the fun out of everything.

The longing for a true, real, loving relationship

When youre in a superficial relationship, there is no amount of lobster or designer purses that can fill the void of genuine romantic love.

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